Lessons learnt

Today I learnt:

  1. That my cat loves to do her best impressions of a beached whale at my bedroom door, especially in the early hours of the morning
  2. You can spend a lot of time in the gym solely working your shoulders
  3. How to make a basic African tomato stew
  4. How to dismantle a Dyson AM08 fan
  5. That if a trolley doesn’t push easily outside ASDA, then it surely won’t work inside ASDA (same probs goes for all supermarket trolleys)
  6. That I eat more on antibiotics when I’m supposed to have a regimented food timetable
  7. Today I learnt that you don’t want the same as me
  8. That you are sorry
  9. That you don’t want to see me again
  10. That I don’t cry much even when I am really sad
  11. That I am so good at being sad that I enjoy being sad because I know that I am good at it
  12. That I get over things very quickly
  13. That I am very strong and brave
  14. But that I am very sad

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